Flamingo Spotting: Los Angeles

This saucy dame seems to have forgotten that #plasticpinkflamingosarepeopletoo.

But forgetting is not an excuse. This, friends, could well be a crime. According to our sources in Texas, leashing a flamingo is illegal in most states.

“Leashing a pink flamingo is illegal in most states. I’m shocked to see this so brazenly displayed. The SPCPA (society for the prevention of cruelty to plastic animals) must be made aware of this!”
– Anonymous source, Texas

We can assure our concerned public that we will be reporting the perpetrators of this wanton injustice to the proper authorities.

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